PARIS--Chanel star designer Karl Lagerfeld is already bored with the French presidential election and believes the country would be better-run if its leaders took inspiration from successful businesses like French luxury goods firm LVMH.
Taking over the Paris newsroom of free daily Metro for the day as its guest editor, the snow white-haired designer offered up opinions on topics ranging from his dislike of cinemas to suicide and having sheep trim the lawns.
Lagerfeld, dressed in his eternal black suit and Gladstone collar, took a seat at the head of a conference table during the paper's daily news meeting and commented as reporters read out story ideas from their notebooks. One suggested writing about a firm that had replaced lawn mowers with sheep. "I like sheep," said Lagerfeld. "They are a funny animal, but not quite as funny as little pigs."
Another pitched a story about a historic French movie theatre which had won a reprieve from bankruptcy. "I love the movies, but I very rarely go to the theatre because I have a problem with cell phones," he said. "People cannot stop fiddling with them, it's unbearable."
A third said the paper should take a look at Suicide Prevention Day in France. "It's an awful thing, but it's better if it doesn't happen on the street where they make a mess and spread themselves out like marmalade."
The German-born Lagerfeld, known for his prolific creativity as head designer at Parisian fashion house Chanel, was enlisted to provide illustrations of the day's major news stories in the free paper, which relies entirely on advertising for revenue and is sold in more than two dozen cities around the world. Without missing a beat he produced a series of pithy drawings, including a stylishly attired snowman to accompany a story about winter, and one of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, currently seeking election as president, wearing a crown under the words "Putin's dream".
He also proved himself a keen observer of French politics, despite not having the right to vote in France. Asked about his impression of the brewing face-off between President Nicolas Sarkozy and Socialist front-runner Francois Hollande, less than 80 days from the election's first round, Lagerfeld declared himself already bored.
"For the moment it's not really inspiring. First we had the (Socialist) primary, now there is the back-and-forth, it's like Ravel's 'Bolero'," he said, referring to the lengthy and langorous music by French composer Maurice Ravel.
On the euro zone crisis, Lagerfeld defended the Franco-German cooperation of which he is a prime example and said the French were wrong to criticise Sarkozy for supposedly caving in to the demands of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, as Germany had chosen to enact tough labour reforms that paid off. His remark came as Merkel appeared at Sarkozy's side in Paris to support his as yet unofficial bid for re-election, saying it was normal for one centre-right head of state to back the candidacy of another.
