Dear Editor,

Let's call Future Country St. Maarten, Company St. Maarten!

We are looking for a whole bunch of capable people to run our (the people's) Company.

So what we demand is that all slated future employees are publishing their CVs, with the following information, so that we, the people, know whom we are going to hire: Full name; Place and date of birth; Address on St. Maarten; Education - including languages; Criminal record; Accomplished experience (and in what field); Last two employers if any; How much money you have in French Bank accounts.

What we want are employees with "balls," not wearing pampers any longer, and willing to stand up for what they are shouting, and willing to work for minimum wage for two years, without taking bribes.

Slated candidates with a criminal record, or the ones under criminal/administrative investigations should refrain from any electoral activities, and should apply for a job at the sewage plant, or through the Labour Department.

If hired, you are requested to come to work with your own transport, this to avoid purchasing new vehicles for each and every one of you, and, please, park your clunker on a public lot, so that we, the people, have easy access to the place where you are supposed to be working!

We are looking forward to your quick response in The Daily Herald!

Signed: We, the people